Thursday, January 26, 2012

People my mom hates...

My mom chooses who to hate by the most irrational methods imaginable. People my mom hates:

sally field

the welch's grape juice girl

Pretty much any child actor/actress. I once asked her if she would hate me if I'd been on tv and she said "If you were that obnoxious I wouldn't have put you on tv." So ended my childhood acting career. 


    But the one person who she hates above all other people is...Martha Stewart. She loathes Martha Stewart and has been known to call her a gangster (not gangsta, mind you), a criminal, or a crook on multiple occasions. And you know what? Martha Stewart is a gangster, and I have proof:
    straight gangsta, yo.

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